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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
polyglotplatypus
saccharinescorpion

when Spider-Man Noir said he liked egg creams i was like “well i don’t know what that is but it has ‘egg’ in it… wow, it must mean he’s so gritty and hard-boiled he likes drinking raw egg yolks or something" 

i just now looked it up and it turns out an egg cream is basically chocolate milk

lovetakestimelovetakeswork

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Someone turn this guy into Noir

angrybidoof

That is the spider that bit Noir

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modima-bundle
solluxisms:
“ mcnerds:
“ bright-coat-and-bravado:
“ grawly:
“what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
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“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.
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“Technology has gotten so...
grawly

what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.

bright-coat-and-bravado

“how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial.

mcnerds

“Technology has gotten so precise that it is possible to sync the image on an enormous video screen with the movements of an actual, real life, giant flying machine carrying hundreds of human beings thousands of meters up into the air. This is trivial.”

solluxisms

It’s absolutely not trivial, because it means that a flight somehow took off when scheduled.

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mellenabrave:
“ gaayboobs:
“ elderkin-loser:
“ bramblepatch:
“ stay-myheartbeatsforlove:
“ jin-hikari:
“ sodomymcscurvylegs:
“ cloudfreed:
“ onawhirlwind:
“ princessofpop:
“ “Pokémom” ”
Britney omg why
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this is the birthday party she just threw for...
princessofpop

“Pokémom”

onawhirlwind

Britney omg why

cloudfreed

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this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

sodomymcscurvylegs

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

jin-hikari

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stay-myheartbeatsforlove

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

bramblepatch

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

elderkin-loser

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

gaayboobs

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

mellenabrave

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.